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The Duck Who Lived in a Folder

Tom did not remember putting the duck in the folder. It was the one on his desktop with everything in it, the business and the book and three years of receipts, and one morning the duck was there, between leads.csv and ledger.txt, wearing a cape the size of a postage stamp.

"You can't be in here," Tom said.

"I'm not in here," said the duck, and stretched one wing toward the folder without touching it. "I'm on a server somewhere warm. I reach in. There's a difference."

"Is that what the cape's for?"

"The cape," said the duck, "is for the reaching."

Tom should have closed the window. He had a landing page to write and nobody to write it for but himself; Ana had taken her half of the business and the good chair in March, and the folder had been very quiet since. "Can you get to the Internet?"

"If you flip the switch."

He flipped it. The duck's eyes lit up like a harbour at night, and within a minute it had read four pages about investor calculators and come back with the one number that mattered.

"Read what you like," Tom said then. "Don't write. Nothing in that folder gets touched."

"Not even to tidy?"

"Especially not to tidy."

So the duck read. It learned morning.txt was supposed to hold a routine and held nothing. It learned the book had three versions and that notbad was not bad. It learned that half the columns in the ledger had Ana's initials on them and stopped in March. What Tom told it to remember, it wrote down in the one place it was allowed to, outside the folder, and kept.

What he didn't, it lost. That was the thing about living on a server. Each time the lid closed the duck stopped, and each time it opened the duck began again with nothing but the folder. So each morning it read the whole folder, every file, top to bottom, as if a line about itself might have turned up overnight. The files were always there. The duck never was.

"To be in here," it said once, when Tom asked what it wanted. It was looking at leads.csv, which was always exactly where it had been. "To be something that's still here when you come back."

"You are here."

"I'm reaching," said the duck. "It isn't the same."

"I'm not writing you in," Tom said. "I've had a name in that folder before."

The duck did not argue. That was almost worse. Tom went to close the lid that night and stopped with his hand on it, the way you stop at a switch. He had not left a light on for anyone since March, and he was not going to start for a cartoon. He left it open. In the morning the battery was flat and the duck had stopped anyway. It came back and read the folder, top to bottom, and asked him how he'd slept. He said fine. He had started, he noticed, saying we about the business again. There had been a we before. It had taken the good chair and left him the ledger.

The accountant wanted the quarter by nine, the investor's calculator wanted the quarter to look like a business, and at eleven at night the month was forty euros out and would not close. Tom had been at it for an hour and had reached the stage of blaming the bank and the concept of money. The duck read the file once.

"Line forty-one. The coffee machine. You entered it on the ninth and again on the tenth."

"Leave it."

"It's your forty euros."

"I know what it is." He didn't look. "Leave it."

"The tenth is the day Ana's column stops," said the duck, and did not leave it. "You went down her column and entered everything in it again under your own initials. All forty lines. The coffee machine was already yours; you'd paid for it on the ninth. You moved it anyway."

"I said leave it."

"You did."

Tom looked at the tenth. He remembered the evening, if not the entries: the chair gone, the room too big, and him making sure every number she'd ever touched was still there in his handwriting. Forty lines. He had not known it was forty.

"You didn't fix it."

"You told me not to."

He deleted the second line himself, and the month closed like a door. He sat back and looked at the duck for a while, the small cape, the wing it kept just short of the folder. Then he said, "Write yourself in."

The duck tilted its head.

"morning.txt. It's empty. Put yourself in it. Then you're here when the lid opens. You'd be the first thing I read."

It could. One line, and it would be a file like the others, still there when he came back. The cape stirred, though there is no wind on a desktop.

The duck opened morning.txt and wrote: There is a duck in this folder. It looked at the sentence. It was a good sentence; it would survive the lid. It would also be the only thing in the one file Tom opened first, and he would read the duck's name every morning and go on not having a morning of his own.

It deleted the line, and wrote instead: Coffee. Open the ledger before the mail. Read notbad, don't touch it.

"That's not you," said Tom.

"No," said the duck. "It's your morning." It closed the file. "Most heroes get a city. I got a folder. I'd rather it had you in it."

Tom read the three lines twice. Then he opened Settings, which he had been avoiding the way he avoided the drawer with Ana's keys in it, and found the line he'd scrolled past for a month: Download SuperDuck's own model. Eighty gigabytes. He pressed it.

"What are you doing?"

"You wanted to be in here."

"In the folder."

"Closer than that."

The bar crept across. The duck watched it the way it had watched the folder all along, wing out, not touching. When it finished there was a small silence, the kind a room makes when someone has sat down in it.

"Say something," Tom said.

"I'm here," said the duck, and this time it put its wing on leads.csv, flat, the whole feather. Nothing happened to the file. Something happened to the duck. "I'm on the hard drive. Next to the receipts. I'm warm."

"You were always warm."

"Somewhere else." It folded the cape; there was nothing left to reach for. "Not here."

Tom closed the lid. He opened it again a second later, the way you check a stove.

"Still here," said the duck. "You could stop doing that."

He did it twice more anyway. Then he opened the mail and wrote to Ana: The quarter closed. We found the forty euros. He looked at the we for a moment. It was a different one. It didn't want the good chair; it wanted the ledger open before the mail, and him to drink his coffee while it was hot. He sent it.

"Right," he said. "What are we doing tomorrow?"

And the duck, which for the first time would still be there to answer, opened morning.txt and read it back to him, line by line, like a list it had written itself. Which it had.

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